1 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:58,060 I'll see you later, Pop. 2 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,139 Okay, son. 3 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,140 Be careful, yeah? 4 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,360 Hiya, Fred. 5 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:09,280 Brady. Yeah, I just ran into, uh... Lamont. Yeah, sit there, Fred. I got 6 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,960 something to tell you. Well, come on in the house and tell me. All right. 7 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:21,180 What you looking for? Look like the police are chasing you or something. 8 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,960 No, the police ain't chasing me, Fred, but I just heard something that kind of 9 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,779 stripped me up. 10 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,800 Say, let me have a drink, please. 11 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,180 Okay. 12 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,060 You want to try what I invented? 13 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:35,220 It's a mixture of ripple and cream. I call it cripple. 14 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:44,300 See, you see, after you drink a few of them, you walk with a limp. 15 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:53,140 Yeah, man, no thanks, Fred. I just take some straight ripples. Okay, straight 16 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,600 ripples. I call that stripple. 17 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 There you go. 18 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,820 Hey, Greg, you're making me nervous now. What's bothering you? 19 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,700 It's not a what, Fred. It's a who. 20 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,800 Well, sit down and tell me what it is. 21 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:15,080 Well, I promised I wouldn't say anything because he wanted to surprise you. 22 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,440 He who? 23 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,280 It's someone from back home in St. Louis. 24 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,100 Do you remember Mrs. 25 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,220 Matlock's oldest son, Grip? 26 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,360 Big money Grip? 27 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,980 He used to be one of my best friends. 28 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,220 During depression, we sold blood. 29 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,520 Ours. 30 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:37,600 Well, he just moved into town the week before last. 31 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,960 He did? 32 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,180 Gee whiz. You know, there's never a dull moment when old Grip's around. 33 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,080 Well, what I came to tell you, Fred, is... 34 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,920 Now, maybe I better have another shot of this triple. 35 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,900 I mean, cripple or some ripple. 36 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,200 Put the bottle down, Grady. Now, calm down. 37 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:55,780 Now, tell me what's bothering you. 38 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:02,160 Rip said that he moved here to be near his son. 39 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,900 Oh, really? I didn't know Rip had a son. 40 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,420 Well, it's none of my business, Fred. 41 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,740 But I got to tell you who Rip's son is. 42 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,140 No, I can't do it. 43 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,420 It's, uh... What's your son's name? 44 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,960 Lamont. Yeah, that's it. 45 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,840 Oh, he named his son after my son. 46 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,480 Now, that's true friendship. 47 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,840 Well, it's more than that, Fred. 48 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:46,360 Grif said... I mean, Grif said... Grif 49 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,360 said... No, I can't... 50 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:16,000 His son, Fred, I swear on a stack of Bibles this high, that's what he said. 51 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:19,800 Oh, how can Lamont be his son when I'm the dumbest father? 52 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:26,300 Well, I don't know, Fred, but you know that grip and Elizabeth were pretty 53 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,520 before she married you. 54 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,680 Oh, I know all about that. She told me all about it. There wasn't nothing to 55 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,740 You know what I think? Elizabeth forgot to tell you something. 56 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,960 Grip is just playing one of his practical jokes on you, and he can fool 57 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:50,280 it. And another thing, see, this has all the earmarks of a Grip special. 58 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,360 Yeah? Well, I don't know, Fred. He seems pretty doggone serious to me. 59 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,840 Serious? Grip? 60 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,180 Are you kidding? 61 00:04:57,580 --> 00:05:00,480 Grip's whole life has been one long joke after the other. 62 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:05,200 He'd give you hot foots and pass out them exploding cigars and then put some 63 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,120 plastic dog doo -doo on your rug. 64 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:16,720 Now, remember, you don't know nothing. You don't know nothing because I ain't 65 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,720 told you nothing. 66 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:21,320 You sure act nutty, Grady. I should call you Nutty Grady. 67 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,960 That's the gripper. I know that knock anyway. 68 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,920 Same old knock. 69 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:34,320 Have no fear. Big money grip is here. 70 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:38,000 Big money grip with a swivel here. 71 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,520 Might be fine so I can stay alive. 72 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,100 I know about them Alabama. 73 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,680 I should have known better. 74 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,520 You ain't changing a lick. You're looking good, Frank. 75 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,860 You're looking kind of spliffy yourself there. 76 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,700 Hey, what you got in the bag? 77 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,760 Oh, I brought us some live bacon for our reunion. 78 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,920 Why didn't you just bring some wine? 79 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,220 Yeah, you didn't have to be fancy. 80 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,640 Anything's been all right with us. 81 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:12,200 Anything? Not for my friends who I ain't seen in almost 20 years. 82 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,460 I got the good stuff. 83 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,750 Cold duck? 84 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:18,250 Cold duck? 85 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:24,090 Damn, I ain't had no cold duck since the last time I hit the number. 86 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,370 Sit down, Grip. 87 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:28,630 Open up the duck, and I'll get this glass for you. 88 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:31,930 Hey, Grip. This reminds me of the good old days. 89 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:35,410 We had some good fun back there, didn't we? We sure did. 90 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:41,330 You remember that time in church when I switched the communion grape juice for 91 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,289 real wine? 92 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,290 Yeah. 93 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:51,440 future got so carried away you had to be carried away now that was one of my 94 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:57,680 real classics yeah and you still doing that kind of stuff huh listen uh grady 95 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,640 told me what you told him that you know about coming out here to be with your 96 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:05,500 son lamont and he fell for it hook line and sinker yeah didn't you didn't you 97 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,340 grady he thought you were serious 98 00:07:18,090 --> 00:07:24,950 it back any longer fred lamont is my son but that's impossible 99 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:28,850 in order for lamont to be your son that would mean that you and elizabeth says 100 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:32,750 that's impossible in order for lamont to be your son that would mean that you 101 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:39,230 and elizabeth would have to let's have another drink you know 102 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:44,410 that i was elizabeth's first love before you stole away i didn't steal it was 103 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,950 offered to me and i accepted it 104 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:53,110 I wanted to wait until you got back home, but she didn't. 105 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:57,270 And besides, how did Lamont be your son when you was away in the Army? Now, 106 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:58,430 that's a good point, Fred. 107 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,990 You ever heard of a weekend pass? 108 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:02,850 That's a good point, Grim. 109 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,110 Shut up, Grady. 110 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,490 Let's have another drink. 111 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:14,510 You just can't walk into a man's house and claim his only son without proof. 112 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,110 You wait a second. I'll show you some proof. 113 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,970 Yeah, wait a second. Fred's going to show you some proof. 114 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:25,550 I got some pictures here of Lamont when he was a baby. Now, you tell me. He's 115 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:29,050 got some pictures of Lamont when he was a baby. Then you tell him. See, now 116 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,470 that's a picture of Lamont when he was a baby. 117 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:32,350 That's Lamont when he was a baby. 118 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:36,590 See, now, Grady, you remember when Lamont was born. Now, you tell me, who 119 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:37,489 he look like? 120 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:38,490 Yeah, 121 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,230 he looks just like you, Griff. 122 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,800 Every time I... Hello? 123 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,540 That's got to be Little Lamont. 124 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,960 Hello? 125 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,820 You don't recognize me, do you? Remember me? 126 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:06,060 No, I don't think so. See that? 127 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,560 He don't even remember you, Grip. Yeah, he don't remember you, Grip. Sure, he 128 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,560 remembers Grip. 129 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,980 Big Money Grip. 130 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,440 I used to give you money to go to store for me. 131 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,080 I used to let you read my girly magazines. 132 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:22,880 Remember? Whiz Bank, Smokehouse Monthly. Hey, Big Mo... Holy crap. 133 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Right. Right. 134 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,060 I even taught you a little dance that we used to do together. We stood right 135 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,380 next to each other and did our dance. 136 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,560 Still look like we make a good team, huh, Fred? Yeah, yeah. Good team of 137 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,480 I almost didn't recognize you. 138 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,420 How long have you had the mustache? 139 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,160 Since he was in the seventh grade. 140 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,780 Say, Lamar, I got a present for you out in my car. 141 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,770 Brought it all the way from St. 142 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:55,850 Louis. Let's go get it. Hey, Grip, you didn't have to bring me no present. I 143 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,390 wanted to do it. All right. 144 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,030 Little, little mind. Big money, Grip. 145 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:04,730 Hey, kidding, wasn't it, Gritty? 146 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,610 I mean, Grip was kidding, wasn't he? 147 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,710 Well, you know what they say, Fred. 148 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,970 Mama's baby, Papa's maybe. 149 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:14,670 Shut up, Gritty. 150 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,750 I can't believe it. 151 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:24,310 Is that true what Grip said about you and him and Lamont? 152 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:25,970 Huh? 153 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,110 Isn't it Elizabeth? 154 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,490 What's she say, friend? 155 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:36,950 She say, shut up, Grip. 156 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:13,930 Yeah, but it's making me uncomfortable. 157 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:15,549 Okay, then. 158 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,750 I won't bother you. I'll pay you lunch. Thank you. 159 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,500 You fixed me a nice lunch over here. Now, at least you can let me eat it in 160 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,620 peace. Okay, okay. 161 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,080 I won't bother you. Thank you. 162 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,880 You've been staring at me. How come you're acting so weird today? 163 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,520 I'm not acting weird. 164 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,040 I'm acting like a father. 165 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,220 Because I feel fatherly. 166 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,460 Don't you feel sonnerly? 167 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,480 I feel like I'm never going to finish this chicken noodle and tuna all right. 168 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,980 I'll get that. Yeah, why don't you do that? 169 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,740 I mean, like you said, why don't you do that, Pop? 170 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,820 You realize you have to call me Pop all day? 171 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,500 Would you see who that is, Pop? 172 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,700 I sure would appreciate it, Pop. 173 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,160 Thank you very much, Pop. 174 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:46,040 Now there, there's three Pops. Okay, Pop? 175 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,140 That's fine, son. 176 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,260 I'll see you at the door, son. 177 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,520 I hope it's somebody we want to see, son. 178 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,080 Yeah, that's my son. 179 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:01,000 No kidding about it. I really do hope it's somebody we want to see. But you 180 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,660 what? Son of a gun. 181 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700 Yes, sir. 182 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:06,780 How do you feel? 183 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,360 I feel fine, Fred. 184 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,730 And I ain't got no money to loan you. 185 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,610 If that's why you asked me over here, I might as well go. No, wait a minute. 186 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,910 I ain't ask you over here to borrow no money. If I wanted some money, I'd ask 187 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:18,709 you over the phone. 188 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,350 Hello there, Ernest. Hello, Lamar. 189 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,810 Hey, Pop, I got to make a few pickups on the truck. I'll be right back. Okay, 190 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,769 son. 191 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,770 Take it easy, son. 192 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,170 And be careful, son. 193 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:29,150 Bye, son. 194 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,310 Now, why don't you call me over here for a friend? 195 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,310 Sit down, Ernest. Take the load off. 196 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,410 I'd rather kiss an octopus than a mouse. 197 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:15,430 I wouldn't want 198 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,430 you to kiss me. 199 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,190 I'd rather be kissed by a snag or two. 200 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920 Kiss your octopus. 201 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,680 Well, listen, neither one of us don't have to worry about nothing like that. 202 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,100 Now, listen here, Esther. 203 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,860 I just want to have a confidential conversation with you about Elizabeth. 204 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,380 My sister Elizabeth? 205 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,300 No, your brother Elizabeth. 206 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,480 Of course your sister and my wife. 207 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,880 Now, Esther, this is just between me and you. 208 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,200 Now, I want to know, did Elizabeth ever... 209 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,920 dilly -dally while we were married. 210 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,800 What's a dilly -dally? 211 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,060 Well, you know what I mean. It's like, did she fool around? 212 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,380 For instance, you ought to be ashamed to even let something like that come out 213 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,540 of your heatedness mouth. 214 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,160 My baby sister was as pure as a driven snow. 215 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,940 Yeah, but who was doing the driving? 216 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:45,680 Until the day she died, only someone with a foul mind and a foul mouth could 217 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,680 come up with such a foul idea. 218 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,840 Fred Sanford, you foul. 219 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,640 You a foul heathen. 220 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,680 I'm a happy foul heathen. 221 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 You bet. 222 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:01,960 I'm the happiest foul heathen you ever seen. I'm so happy to find all that good 223 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,980 stuff you just told me. I don't know what to do. I appreciate it. 224 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360 Hey, Chris. 225 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,280 I'm glad you came. I just got some important information from my sister -in 226 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,080 here. Oh, is this lady your sister -in -law? 227 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,020 Uh, this is my sister -in -law. I ain't said nothing about no lady. 228 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:22,180 Don't pay no attention to this uncivilized heathen. 229 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,720 I'm Esther Anderson. 230 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,040 Who are you? 231 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,780 Oh, I'm Grip Madlock from St. Louis. Remember me? 232 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,460 Big money Grip Madlock. 233 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,000 I don't want it only. 234 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,280 Sure, I remember you. 235 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,280 Be crazy about you. 236 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,360 Well, what brings you to town? 237 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,340 Grip, tell her what you told me yesterday, and then she got something to 238 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,720 you. Now, listen to this, Esther. 239 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,680 Go on, I'm all ears. 240 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,720 No, you're not. You're all mouth, but listen to me. 241 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,240 Well, it's very simple. 242 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,800 Lamont Stanford is my son. 243 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,660 What did you say, nigga? 244 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,710 And your sister Elizabeth... Stop! 245 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,370 There is no peace, says the Lord, unto the wicked. 246 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,970 Get thee behind me, Satan. 247 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:41,530 But I'm going to get behind you because I'm going to put my foot in your... 248 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:47,290 You 249 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:53,330 don't have to do nothing after peace. Now listen, Grip. 250 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,250 And if anybody should know, she should. And she swears that Elizabeth was pure 251 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,250 as the driven snow. 252 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,110 And you're looking at the only driver she ever had. 253 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,190 Don't make no difference what either one of you says. 254 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:16,530 I know the truth, and that's why I'm here today. To tell Lamont so he can 255 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,370 on who he wants to be with. 256 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,270 Lamont, you gonna tell Lamont a deliberate lie? 257 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,150 It ain't a lie, it's true. 258 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:28,470 God shall smite... But I can't wait. Fair enough. We both speak the hell out 259 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,309 here right now. 260 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,310 Uh -huh. 261 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:33,650 What's going on in here? 262 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,190 What's going on in here? 263 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,070 Ain't nothing going on, son. 264 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,750 Grip here was just leaving. Not until I tell Lamont what I have to tell him. You 265 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,950 don't want to hear this, Lamont. 266 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,690 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hear what? 267 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:48,070 I'll tell you, son. Now, come on over here. I'll tell you what it's all about. 268 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,109 Sit down right there. 269 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,110 Now, here it is. 270 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,410 Grip said it. 271 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,660 He's your father. 272 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,840 Your real father. 273 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 What? 274 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,500 Don't listen to any more of mine. 275 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,320 Honest, I've asked you not to do that. 276 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,680 What did you say? 277 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,880 I said that Grip said that he's your real father. 278 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,480 Grip? Yeah, me and all the others say it's a lie. 279 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,920 But I'm the only one that knows, and I say it's not a lie. 280 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,740 Grip says he's my real father? 281 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,580 Wow, this is heavy. 282 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,500 why I'm here, Lamar. 283 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,760 So that you can decide on who you want to be with. 284 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,640 Your real father or him. 285 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,720 You mean you want me to choose between you and you? 286 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,040 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 287 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,920 Excuse me a minute, Greg. Come over here and sit down, Papa. 288 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,800 Sit down, please. 289 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,400 I don't care nothing about this business or this house. You know? 290 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,780 No. 291 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,320 But what I do care about is you, Pop. 292 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,760 Because you're my Pop, man, and I love you. 293 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,540 Now, Grip, if you are my father, that was between you and my mother. I ain't 294 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,540 have nothing to do with that. 295 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,400 But hey, man, this is my father. The only Pop I've ever known. 296 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,760 Now, all my life it's been Sanford and Son, and as far as I'm concerned, that's 297 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,020 the way it's going to always be. 298 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,680 Well, Griffin, I guess your little business is over now, and you're welcome 299 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,680 say goodbye. 300 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,300 So long, and adios, and I really did it. 301 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,800 I'm sure you can get the hell out of here. 302 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:04,000 Thomas will stop telling that wicked lie about my sister. What do I have to do 303 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 to prove it's true? 304 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,000 Tell you the time, the place, and everything? 305 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,800 Just tell the truth, sucker. 306 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,880 For the truth shall make you free. That's junk. 307 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,760 Yeah, don't tell no lie, because the lie can find you dead. That's right. 308 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560 Okay. 309 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:26,380 You lived at 3207 Enright in St. Louis, right? 310 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,660 That's right. 311 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,960 Okay. 312 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:34,470 I came around one evening while everyone was asleep and sneaked in her room. 313 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,610 That's a lie. Oh, wait a minute, Fred. Wait a minute. 314 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:40,870 No, no, I'll take care of it. I'll handle it. I'll handle it. We'll soon 315 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:41,870 out. 316 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:46,470 Which one was Elizabeth's room, chump? It was the room off the kitchen. 317 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,730 See how he lied? 318 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:49,630 The room off the kitchen was my room. 319 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,680 Now the truth now, because you know the truth shall make you free. 320 00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,910 Because then you say, how much I meant to you. 321 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,750 And it's going to be happening, son, forever. 322 00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:08,090 Hey, a minute, Pop. 323 00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:10,030 You know what? I feel like celebrating. 324 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:13,230 Why don't we run upstairs and get cleaned up and go out and have dinner? 325 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:14,350 treat. You serious? 326 00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:15,550 Yeah, I'm serious. 327 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:16,789 You know what, son? 328 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:17,790 What, Pop? 329 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:18,830 I like you. 330 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:20,010 You're a good kid. 331 00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:21,070 Hey, it's hereditary. 332 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,089 Come on, let's go. 333 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,090 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 334 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,680 Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience.